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Baba Wawa’s 10 Most Fascinating!

As continued from last year I have for you Barbara Walter’s 10 Most Fascinating People of the year, 2010!
In no particular order here they are!


10. Jersey Shore Cast! Can you say SMOOSH Barbara? Haha, pretty funny to see Snooks think of herself as fascinating! Titillating perhaps, fascinating questionable. Situation’s Dancing however? ATROCIOUS!
9. LeBron James- Just another reason for why I think that teachers and athletes should switch salaries and see who would keep working… ATROCIOUS!
8. Sarah Palin- ATROCIOUS! But that goes without saying of course my ducks! How many times has she been on this thing? The most fascinating thing about her is how she can consider herself patriotic while she is blatant in her hate for so many people!
7. Justin Bieber- His hair is… Wait for it… ATROCIOUS! He really is a smug little bastard- Wow, I’m from Canada and was poor, feel bad for me! Been there done that girlfriend, get a clue, you’ll be gone soon, maybe you can salvage your career – LIVE! That’s a joke- Don’t let him on that show… PLEASE!
6. Kate Middleton- Not terribly fascinating or interesting, I don’t even find her attractive…
; )
5. Sandra Bullock- Come on! So 2009! Jesse James is a douche, so what, so over it, since Tiger and Elin, and Charlie, and the hooker, we’ve heard so much, I’m SICK OF IT!
4. Betty White- Same! Terribly cute, but not much more at this point, wouldn’t it be impressive if she won an Oscar— “Make it Happen” That’s a Mariah song losers!
3. Jennifer Lopez- Quite honestly I don’t have an opinion anymore- American Idol can suck it- X-FACTOR! All the way, coming this fall losers! SO EXICTED!
2. Mark Zuckerberg- If you know me you already know what I think of this little wretch… The Facebook CO-founder has only made me increase my hate for him since the days of Gittles… You really should see his interview with Leslie Stahl of 60 Minutes last week, THAT was fascinging. Seriously, if this kid was worse before I can’t imagine it, he has the most nails on a chalkboard voice I’ve ever heard in my life- Something Barbara said I also found quite interesting, how Facebook is a means for dealing indirectly with people, perfect for Zuckerberg, since quite frankly the Tard is a Social Outcast. No way he was with that Asian before Facebook. ADDED NOTE: Absolutely no interest to see the Social Network.
1. General Petraeus- First was very interesting in a beautiful issue of Rolling Stone starring the one and only GAGALUPE!

Frankly I find this cover more interesting than the man, but whatevs, we can’t all walk around with machine gun bustiers, isn’t that right McChrystal!!!??? AHAHAHAHA!


NOW HERE’s WHAT YOU’VE BEEN WAITING FOR! It’s my Annual list of most Fascinating!!!


10. Little Couple- So sweet! TLC may stand for TRASHILY LAME CHANNEL but these two are so lovely! It’s nice to see a couple on that network that don’t love how many children they have, but how they can overcome such amazing obstacles to be so FASCINATING!
9. Booster Gold: He may be fictional, but he’s my favorite comic book superhero! Fantastic! Love it so much! So happy I started reading comic books- Absolutely FASCINATING!

8. Cast of Law & Order: SVU! Can you believe I JUST got into this 10-year+ show just this year! LOVE IT! Mariska Hargitay, you are fabulous! Chris Meloni- FIERCE! Ice-T, why couldn’t I get your autograph! Richard Belzer- AMAhZING! Dick Wolf… WHY did you run away from me!
7. LEO DICAPRIO! I went to see Inception on my birthday it was WONDERFUL! I really loved it, the artistry, the visuals, the actors, and their performances, especially one Mr. LEONARDO! Christmas hint LOSAHS! And of course, you know I love Christopher Nolan’s direction <3
6. Mariah Carey! Merry Christmas II YOU Mariah! A failed album (Angels Advocate never materialized… :'( ), a pregancy (in the spring), and a Christmas sequel to the best-selling, seminal classic! Can't wait to listen to you HONEY! That's another Mariah song… LOVE YOU!

5. The Talk! This after-school treat is simply Fabulous! The Chen-Bot is in full robotic force in this less-politically charged yet near-Carbon Copy of The View! There may be no polarizing Joy Behar here, but I love it anyways! Lea Remini and Sharon Osbourne always add that much needed spice! Keep going girls! Congrats on all the success!
4. Ke$ha! Carnivore Animal- she is a Cannibal! SEriousLY! I want Animal Cannibal for Christmas… PLEASE! Love this chick, she is so fly with her glitter, videos, and everything else, F*ing love it! You were fabulous on the Last Girl on Earth Tour with RiRi!
3. Nicole Scherzinger! This POISONous dancing beast won our hearts during the instant-classic 10th season of DANCING WITH THE STARS! Absolutely FLAWLESS, with in due part to the astounding choreography of one Derek Hough! Hope to see you LIVE! DAHHLING!

2. KATY PERRY + Natasha Bedingfield! I absolutely loved “TEENAGE DREAM” and it deserved every Grammy nomination it got! Hopefully, it’ll win Album of the Year! Here’s to your 3 number ones in one year, and to even more in the next! My dear Natasha, from the moment we met, I knew we had a connection! Even though I didn’t get to see you this week, I have all your music and love you from the bottom of my heart!

1. Well, well, well, what a surprise! It’s BRITNEY SPEARS! Haha, y’all who disagree can kiss her lily-white Louisiana Ass! She is the QUEEN! I love you so much Britney, you are Fascinating, AMAZING, Wonderful, and everything else in the book! Can’t wait for the new album in March! Keep doing you Brit!


Well done and Congrats to the Winners! (And losers too Sarah and Biebs!) HEE HEE