Baba Wawa’s 10 Most Fascinating!

December 10, 2010 at 12:02 am | Posted in ABC, American Idol, Awards, Barbara Walters, Booster Gold, Britney Spears, Comics, Dancing with the Stars, DC, Film, FOX, Jennifer Lopez, Katy Perry, Ke$ha, Lady Gaga, Law & Order: SVU, Leonardo DiCaprio, Magazines, Mariah Carey, Me, Music, Natasha Bedingfield, Nicole Scherzinger, Rihanna, Rolling Stone, The Talk, The View, Tours, TV, X-Factor | 1 Comment
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As continued from last year I have for you Barbara Walter’s 10 Most Fascinating People of the year, 2010!
In no particular order here they are!


10. Jersey Shore Cast! Can you say SMOOSH Barbara? Haha, pretty funny to see Snooks think of herself as fascinating! Titillating perhaps, fascinating questionable. Situation’s Dancing however? ATROCIOUS!
9. LeBron James- Just another reason for why I think that teachers and athletes should switch salaries and see who would keep working… ATROCIOUS!
8. Sarah Palin- ATROCIOUS! But that goes without saying of course my ducks! How many times has she been on this thing? The most fascinating thing about her is how she can consider herself patriotic while she is blatant in her hate for so many people!
7. Justin Bieber- His hair is… Wait for it… ATROCIOUS! He really is a smug little bastard- Wow, I’m from Canada and was poor, feel bad for me! Been there done that girlfriend, get a clue, you’ll be gone soon, maybe you can salvage your career – LIVE! That’s a joke- Don’t let him on that show… PLEASE!
6. Kate Middleton- Not terribly fascinating or interesting, I don’t even find her attractive…
; )
5. Sandra Bullock- Come on! So 2009! Jesse James is a douche, so what, so over it, since Tiger and Elin, and Charlie, and the hooker, we’ve heard so much, I’m SICK OF IT!
4. Betty White- Same! Terribly cute, but not much more at this point, wouldn’t it be impressive if she won an Oscar— “Make it Happen” That’s a Mariah song losers!
3. Jennifer Lopez- Quite honestly I don’t have an opinion anymore- American Idol can suck it- X-FACTOR! All the way, coming this fall losers! SO EXICTED!
2. Mark Zuckerberg- If you know me you already know what I think of this little wretch… The Facebook CO-founder has only made me increase my hate for him since the days of Gittles… You really should see his interview with Leslie Stahl of 60 Minutes last week, THAT was fascinging. Seriously, if this kid was worse before I can’t imagine it, he has the most nails on a chalkboard voice I’ve ever heard in my life- Something Barbara said I also found quite interesting, how Facebook is a means for dealing indirectly with people, perfect for Zuckerberg, since quite frankly the Tard is a Social Outcast. No way he was with that Asian before Facebook. ADDED NOTE: Absolutely no interest to see the Social Network.
1. General Petraeus- First was very interesting in a beautiful issue of Rolling Stone starring the one and only GAGALUPE!

Frankly I find this cover more interesting than the man, but whatevs, we can’t all walk around with machine gun bustiers, isn’t that right McChrystal!!!??? AHAHAHAHA!


NOW HERE’s WHAT YOU’VE BEEN WAITING FOR! It’s my Annual list of most Fascinating!!!


10. Little Couple- So sweet! TLC may stand for TRASHILY LAME CHANNEL but these two are so lovely! It’s nice to see a couple on that network that don’t love how many children they have, but how they can overcome such amazing obstacles to be so FASCINATING!
9. Booster Gold: He may be fictional, but he’s my favorite comic book superhero! Fantastic! Love it so much! So happy I started reading comic books- Absolutely FASCINATING!

8. Cast of Law & Order: SVU! Can you believe I JUST got into this 10-year+ show just this year! LOVE IT! Mariska Hargitay, you are fabulous! Chris Meloni- FIERCE! Ice-T, why couldn’t I get your autograph! Richard Belzer- AMAhZING! Dick Wolf… WHY did you run away from me!
7. LEO DICAPRIO! I went to see Inception on my birthday it was WONDERFUL! I really loved it, the artistry, the visuals, the actors, and their performances, especially one Mr. LEONARDO! Christmas hint LOSAHS! And of course, you know I love Christopher Nolan’s direction <3
6. Mariah Carey! Merry Christmas II YOU Mariah! A failed album (Angels Advocate never materialized… :'( ), a pregancy (in the spring), and a Christmas sequel to the best-selling, seminal classic! Can't wait to listen to you HONEY! That's another Mariah song… LOVE YOU!

5. The Talk! This after-school treat is simply Fabulous! The Chen-Bot is in full robotic force in this less-politically charged yet near-Carbon Copy of The View! There may be no polarizing Joy Behar here, but I love it anyways! Lea Remini and Sharon Osbourne always add that much needed spice! Keep going girls! Congrats on all the success!
4. Ke$ha! Carnivore Animal- she is a Cannibal! SEriousLY! I want Animal Cannibal for Christmas… PLEASE! Love this chick, she is so fly with her glitter, videos, and everything else, F*ing love it! You were fabulous on the Last Girl on Earth Tour with RiRi!
3. Nicole Scherzinger! This POISONous dancing beast won our hearts during the instant-classic 10th season of DANCING WITH THE STARS! Absolutely FLAWLESS, with in due part to the astounding choreography of one Derek Hough! Hope to see you LIVE! DAHHLING!

2. KATY PERRY + Natasha Bedingfield! I absolutely loved “TEENAGE DREAM” and it deserved every Grammy nomination it got! Hopefully, it’ll win Album of the Year! Here’s to your 3 number ones in one year, and to even more in the next! My dear Natasha, from the moment we met, I knew we had a connection! Even though I didn’t get to see you this week, I have all your music and love you from the bottom of my heart!

1. Well, well, well, what a surprise! It’s BRITNEY SPEARS! Haha, y’all who disagree can kiss her lily-white Louisiana Ass! She is the QUEEN! I love you so much Britney, you are Fascinating, AMAZING, Wonderful, and everything else in the book! Can’t wait for the new album in March! Keep doing you Brit!


Well done and Congrats to the Winners! (And losers too Sarah and Biebs!) HEE HEE


Live! Another one Goes on DWTS!

April 21, 2010 at 11:10 pm | Posted in ABC, Dancing with the Stars, Film, TV | Leave a comment
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She is gone! The beast has been slayed! Ding-dong, the bitch witch is dead!
It’s official! Kate Gosselin has been booted from Dancing with the Stars. It’s long been her time to go, so I’m glad it’s sooner rather than later! TONY HAS BEEN FREED!


Last night’s theme was songs from movies, but whether to incorporate some aspect of that film into their dances was optional (see Evan, Nicey).


Up first was Nicey & Louis with a very uninspiring Jive based on “La Bamba” from La Bamba. At lease Nicey got to shake her jiggly parts! She ended up with a 6,6,6, leading to a lackluster 18. Come on Nicey, show us what you got! Not literally though!
Next was Chad & Cheryl with an unimpressive Quickstep based on “The Bare Necessities” from The Jungle Book. Loved the outfits! But not the dance- 6,6,6 18, a major disappointment considering last week…
Erin and Maks did pretty well with their Jive from “You Never Can Tell” from Pulp Fiction. 7,7,8, receiving an ok 22.
Oh Jake & Chelsie… ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!!! One of the best dances, they’ve really outdone themselves with their interesting rendition of a Cha-Cha-Cha of “Old Time Rock and Roll” from Risky Business. I mean, the dude danced in his underwear for Bruno 23 million people, good job you two! An 8,7,8, for a very well-done 23! Encore performers as well!
What a disappointment, Pamela and Damien landed in the bottom two with their “9 to 5″-inspired Quickstep from Nine to Five. If only they didn’t waste so many bars with the props, sitting idly, then Len DNCMSTR wouldn’t have given them such a low score of 7,6,8, for a 21. IMPROVE PAMELA! I NEED YOU! Sexilicous!
Which brings us to the inevitable Kate & Tony. Do I really need to tell you they sucked? Then let me tell you Kate apparently doesn’t know what The Breakfast Club is… Even I know that movie… They “danced” (note I use that word loosely) a Foxtrot to “Don’t You (Forget About Me).” Well, thank God she’s gone! BRUNO! The ice queen has melted!!! Hip-hip-HOORAY! TONY HAS BEEN FREED!
That brings us to the fabulousness of Nicole & Derek who’s fantastic Tango left me awestruck! A fantastic score of 10,9,10, = 29!!! SO CLOSE!!! Near perfect tango, congratulations you too! My favorites have regained their rightful place on top of the judges’ leaderboard! A wonderful “Oh, Pretty Woman,” from Pretty Woman! HATE JULIA ROBERTS! LOVE NICOLE “PUSSYCAT” SCHERZINGER! <3 Crazy Wig Action! Derek does it again!!!

Finally Evan & Anna- Ho-hum, so boring… a pretty good Rumba to “I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing” from Armageddon. 999= 27, whatever…


From the Results Show:
Adam Corrola returned! All hail PRPMSTR, king of the unicycle! The mark of the beast Adam! Look under Kate’s hair just to double check there weren’t four!!! : P

KG and TD- Good-bye!!!

Can’t wait til next week Sparkaliens! Don’t forget to watch!

Is Jennifer Lopez’s Career Dead?

April 11, 2010 at 10:06 pm | Posted in CBS, Charts, Film, Jennifer Lopez, Music | Leave a comment
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10 years ago, Jennifer Lopez was everywhere, not only did she have number one singles, albums, and movies, but she was a world-wide celebrity and fashion icon. Her domination of so many forms of media, it seems, has led to a major burnout in her career in recent times.


After two failed singles, “Fresh Out the Oven” featuring Pitbull, and the stellar “Louboutins” which failed to receive any radio play, but in fact both topped the dance charts. Then Lopez parted ways with long-time label Epic Records, which gives me the feeling that upcoming album Love? may just be a bomb waiting to explode.


After numerous setbacks, Jennifer comes back with a new film The Back-Up plan, co-starring CBS one-season wonder veteran Alex O’Loughlin.

Is this the way for her to get back on top?
Personally, I’d have to agree with Entertainment Weekly’s opinion that she needs to focus on either music or movies, in order for her to be successful at them again.


Until Lopez has a major break in her career, enjoy the great dance remix I found of “Louboutins.”

What do you thing? Will J. Lo rebound?

Poor, poor “Precious”

November 29, 2009 at 12:55 am | Posted in Film | 2 Comments
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So yesterday, I went to see the film “Precious” with my BFF and sister. Or should I say, I dragged them? I’ve been really excited to see the movie ever since I heard about it, being a big fan of Mo’Nique, since Flavor of Love Girls: Charm School (but that’s another story), and my most beautiful Mariah Carey (who is really unrecognizable!). Though they didn’t like it, (with their own personal prejudices) I thought it was really eye-opening, as well as amazing! One should realize that Precious exists all over the world, in different forms, and we can learn from her struggles, to persevere, and as the original novel suggested “PUSH” through our boundaries towards our goals. I bought the novel for myself for Christmas, and I’m very excited to read it, but tell me what you think!
Here’s the trailer!

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