Now that we’ve relaxed ourselves over the outrageous snubs of this year’s Grammy’s, (like so many others) we can sit down and calmly choose who we think should win for Album of the year! Vote in the poll below and comment on why!
As continued from last year I have for you Barbara Walter’s 10 Most Fascinating People of the year, 2010!
In no particular order here they are!
10. Jersey Shore Cast! Can you say SMOOSH Barbara? Haha, pretty funny to see Snooks think of herself as fascinating! Titillating perhaps, fascinating questionable. Situation’s Dancing however? ATROCIOUS!
9. LeBron James- Just another reason for why I think that teachers and athletes should switch salaries and see who would keep working… ATROCIOUS!
8. Sarah Palin- ATROCIOUS! But that goes without saying of course my ducks! How many times has she been on this thing? The most fascinating thing about her is how she can consider herself patriotic while she is blatant in her hate for so many people!
7. Justin Bieber- His hair is… Wait for it…ATROCIOUS! He really is a smug little bastard- Wow, I’m from Canada and was poor, feel bad for me! Been there done that girlfriend, get a clue, you’ll be gone soon, maybe you can salvage your career – LIVE! That’s a joke- Don’t let him on that show… PLEASE!
6. Kate Middleton- Not terribly fascinating or interesting, I don’t even find her attractive…
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5. Sandra Bullock- Come on! So 2009! Jesse James is a douche, so what, so over it, since Tiger and Elin, and Charlie, and the hooker, we’ve heard so much, I’m SICK OF IT!
4. Betty White- Same! Terribly cute, but not much more at this point, wouldn’t it be impressive if she won an Oscar— “Make it Happen” That’s a Mariah song losers!
3. Jennifer Lopez- Quite honestly I don’t have an opinion anymore- American Idol can suck it- X-FACTOR! All the way, coming this fall losers! SO EXICTED!
2. Mark Zuckerberg- If you know me you already know what I think of this little wretch… The Facebook CO-founder has only made me increase my hate for him since the days of Gittles… You really should see his interview with Leslie Stahl of 60 Minutes last week, THAT was fascinging. Seriously, if this kid was worse before I can’t imagine it, he has the most nails on a chalkboard voice I’ve ever heard in my life- Something Barbara said I also found quite interesting, how Facebook is a means for dealing indirectly with people, perfect for Zuckerberg, since quite frankly the Tard is a Social Outcast. No way he was with that Asian before Facebook. ADDED NOTE: Absolutely no interest to see the Social Network.
1. General Petraeus- First was very interesting in a beautiful issue of Rolling Stone starring the one and only GAGALUPE!
Frankly I find this cover more interesting than the man, but whatevs, we can’t all walk around with machine gun bustiers, isn’t that right McChrystal!!!??? AHAHAHAHA!
NOW HERE’s WHAT YOU’VE BEEN WAITING FOR! It’s my Annual list of most Fascinating!!!
10. Little Couple- So sweet! TLC may stand for TRASHILY LAME CHANNEL but these two are so lovely! It’s nice to see a couple on that network that don’t love how many children they have, but how they can overcome such amazing obstacles to be so FASCINATING!
9. Booster Gold: He may be fictional, but he’s my favorite comic book superhero! Fantastic! Love it so much! So happy I started reading comic books- Absolutely FASCINATING!
8. Cast of Law & Order: SVU! Can you believe I JUST got into this 10-year+ show just this year! LOVE IT! Mariska Hargitay, you are fabulous! Chris Meloni- FIERCE! Ice-T, why couldn’t I get your autograph! Richard Belzer- AMAhZING! Dick Wolf… WHY did you run away from me!
7. LEO DICAPRIO! I went to see Inception on my birthday it was WONDERFUL! I really loved it, the artistry, the visuals, the actors, and their performances, especially one Mr. LEONARDO! Christmas hint LOSAHS! And of course, you know I love Christopher Nolan’s direction <3
6. Mariah Carey! Merry Christmas II YOU Mariah! A failed album (Angels Advocate never materialized… :'( ), a pregancy (in the spring), and a Christmas sequel to the best-selling, seminal classic! Can't wait to listen to you HONEY! That's another Mariah song… LOVE YOU!
5. The Talk! This after-school treat is simply Fabulous! The Chen-Bot is in full robotic force in this less-politically charged yet near-Carbon Copy of The View! There may be no polarizing Joy Behar here, but I love it anyways! Lea Remini and Sharon Osbourne always add that much needed spice! Keep going girls! Congrats on all the success!
4. Ke$ha! Carnivore Animal- she is a Cannibal! SEriousLY! I want Animal Cannibal for Christmas… PLEASE! Love this chick, she is so fly with her glitter, videos, and everything else, F*ing love it! You were fabulous on the Last Girl on Earth Tour with RiRi!
3. Nicole Scherzinger! This POISONous dancing beast won our hearts during the instant-classic 10th season of DANCING WITH THE STARS! Absolutely FLAWLESS, with in due part to the astounding choreography of one Derek Hough! Hope to see you LIVE! DAHHLING!
2. KATY PERRY + Natasha Bedingfield! I absolutely loved “TEENAGE DREAM” and it deserved every Grammy nomination it got! Hopefully, it’ll win Album of the Year! Here’s to your 3 number ones in one year, and to even more in the next! My dear Natasha, from the moment we met, I knew we had a connection! Even though I didn’t get to see you this week, I have all your music and love you from the bottom of my heart!
1. Well, well, well, what a surprise! It’s BRITNEY SPEARS! Haha, y’all who disagree can kiss her lily-white Louisiana Ass! She is the QUEEN! I love you so much Britney, you are Fascinating, AMAZING, Wonderful, and everything else in the book! Can’t wait for the new album in March! Keep doing you Brit!
Well done and Congrats to the Winners! (And losers too Sarah and Biebs!) HEE HEE
Hello all, it’s been quite a while hasn’t it? Well tonight, I of course forgot was the Grammy Nominations Concert Live on CBS. Watched L&O:LA and Psych instead, but who cares?
Sooo, the nominations are SOOO off from what normal people the mainstream music world is into! OK get this! Best New Artist- Justin Bieber, but no Susan Boyle or Ke$ha! They had such amazing years and it astounds me to no end that they would be so overlooked in this way!
So instead we have the usual suspects, Lady Antebellum- So over them, Feminem- SO WHAT! Gaga was so last year, Fame Monster for Album of the Year? Only had 8 tracks! Why can’t we recognize the people who make the hits!
Now onto what they got right, Dr. Luke for Producer of the year, Susan Boyle for Best Pop Album, Katy Perry Teenage Dream for Album of the year, now that sounds about right! But otherwise Record and Song of the Year- duds… Miranda Lambert, whatever girl, you’re so over! Dance in the Dark for best dance song? Where’s Take it Off, or Your Love is My Drug?
To see the complete list of nominees, click here,
until next time, buy me lots of presents,
fHOREver and Always,
AVELLS <3
Rihanna’s “Rude Boy” shows no signs of stopping, staying a fifth week at number one on the Hot 100. B.o.B.’s “Nothin on You” featuring Bruno Mars sticks at number two, for the fourth consecutive week, followed by Train’s “Hey Soul Sister.”
Upward Movement- The stellar “If We Ever Meet Again” by Timbaland featuring Katy Perry flies 74-59 this week.
On Hot Dance Club Play, American Idol second-place finisher, Blake Lewis collects his first number one on a chart with “Heartbreak on Vinyl.”
Pop Songs- After four weeks on top, Lady Gaga and Beyoncé finally have ended their domination with “Telephone” at the hands of Jason Derulo’s “In My Head.” With this, Derulo becomes the first male to have his first two entries on Pop Songs go number one. You will remember former number-one “Whatcha Say” peaked in the penthouse position last year of both Pop Songs and the Hot 100. This week “In My Head” moves upward to number five on the Hot 100.
So here I leave you with Mr. Derulo’s “In My Head.” A boring chart week overall, yawn! Did I forget anything, let me know!
I predict a more exciting week next week, with the debut of the new single from a certain diva I love, Christina Aguilera’s “Not Myself Tonight!”
It’s new Chart Thursday! Little movement in the top 10 of the Hot 100 though, the top 8 spots remain unchanged… Let’s take a closer look-
At the Top- Hot 100- Rihanna stays on top for a fourth week with “Rude Boy,” while also gaining Airplay Honors for this week. Pop Songs- Lady Gaga and Beyoncé stay the most played on Pop radio with “Telephone” clocking in at a fourth week on top. Rihanna plows full steam ahead with “Rude Boy” jumping 7-5, expect it to go top 3 next week. Dance Club Play- Ono scores her seventh number one in total and fourth consecutive number one with “Give Me Something.”
Mover and Shaker- The theme song from Miley Cyrus’ film The Last Song, “When I Look at You” is the Hot 100 chart’s Digital Gainer, jumping 25-16. Still no radio play though…
Debut- The chart’s top debut comes from Usher featuring Will.i.am’s “OMG,” which blasts in at number 14, due to a performance on American Idol last week.
Special Note: Well chart readers, my hopes of having the first number one country song of this era is over, as I think Lady Antebellum’s “Need You Now” is on the serious decline. After stalling at number two for the past few weeks on the Hot 100 and Pop Songs, the dream is over.
Oh well, let me leave you with the biggest country crossover since Taylor Swift’s “You Belong With Me,” but tell me your opinion… Will Antebellum be on top next week, or possibly Train with “Hey Soul Sister” or even Rihanna with a fifth week at number one with Rude Boy… Only the charts and time will tell!
Sorry about the quality, the official wouldn’t let me embed! Comment fools!
So y’all know that I’m obsessed with the Billboard Charts, and new charts come out every Thursday, so Imma discuss them with you now.
The Hot 100
This is the chart of all charts- all songs are ranked here, and receive points according to airplay, downloads, and an number of other factors. At the Top Rude Boy- Rihanna with a 3rd week at the top! Congrats Rihanna, as Rude Boy gains Airplay Honors for the sixth week in a row, jumping 2-1 on RADIO SONGS and reaches a new peak of 7 on POP SONGS.
Pop Songs
AKA, the ‘Mainstream Top 40,’ tracks hear are measured by total audience impressions on pop / CHR Top 40 stations, rather than total spins. Telephone by Lady Gaga and Beyoncé remains at number one for the third week in a row.
Other Notes Dance/Club Play Selena Gomez gets her first number one a chart with “Naturally.” Digital Songs Train is number one with the not so fantastic “Hey Soul Sister” Billboard 200 Albums The ‘Biebs” My World 2.0, but don’t worry, it’ll pass soon enough, Usher comes out with a new album next week.
As you chart reader muse over this week’s totals, I’ll leave you with the number one song of the week, Rihanna’s “Rude Boy.” But the question is, will it be number one next week?… Stay tuned and find out!
Ok, so this has really been bothering me. Let’s see if you agree. The Black Eyed Peas have put out some of their best work EVER on The E.N.D. four top 10s, including the recent number one, “Imma Be.” “Imma Be” spent two weeks at number 1 and the video to accompany it was pretty EPIC, and I don’t use that word lightly, or ever for that matter.
The two song mega-video, Imma Be Rocking that Body debuted to little fanfare in my opinion, strange though for such a spectacular video, with awesome special effects, clocking in at about 11 minutes long since it contains two songs. The first part “Imma Be” consists of the Peas trying to escape a desert and an evil robot, and find a good robot who takes them to a city. This transistions nicely to the “Rock that Body” portion of the video. It is seamless and flawless, a fine piece of electro-pop perfection.
So herein lies the problem.
When the “Telephone” video debuted everyone made such a big stink, it’s wonderful of course. But I think Imma Be Rocking that Body is simply flawless, and nothing controversial of what we’ve seen from the fabulous Gaga and Beyoncé, especially working in tandem.
Ok so here’s the telephone video.
Now for serious, which one is better? Sound off in the poll and in the comments section, and don’t be shy, I want to here genuine honest opinions no matter how much they hurt. Cuz I luvs it!
Tonight Barbara Walters released her annual list of the Most Fascinating People of the Year- Here’s the list in no particular order (though with 10 being the most fascinating) and my thoughts…
1. Sarah Palin- Gosh Darnit Sarah, do you really think the amazing Baba Wawa would want to go to your hellhole of a house and eat your moose chilli? I think not!
2. Brett Farve- who?
3. Lady Gaga- Ah, mi Gagita! La amo tanto! Congrats Gaga, you are the best!
4. Adam Lambert- Controversial, yes, Fascinating, no…
5. Kate Gosselin- the kids or Jon would have been better…
6. The Jackson children- Oh Blanket, who is your mother? They paid more attention to Michael then to them…
7. Glenn Beck- Don’t get me started : ‘ (
8. Jenny Sanford- Interesting, not fascinating: my thoughts: is she a Republican?
9. Tyler Perry- I thought everyone knew who he was!
10. Michelle Obama- Lookin’ good Miz First Lady! I wish Babs had focused on her smarts instead of her guns…
Congrats to the “winners”
Now to my Most Fascinating!!! (A countdown of the fascinating, from the lesser, to the more)
10. Michael Jackson- I first got into his music catalog this year when he died. I’ll wait for a new Greatest Hits album.
9. Levi Johnston- This punk from Alaska made quite a name for himself, the porn? Way to make some money, ya’ foo! Honestly who wouldn’t idolize him? He knocked up some fat chick, and now he can take down ‘Sister Sarah!’
8. Mariah Carey- Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel was amazing pretty good, Mimi, you gotta work to make it 19!
7. Jon Gosselin- Livin’ La Vida Loca, eh Jon?! Bro ain’t gon’ be emmascualted anymore by that B* Kate, don’t take nothin’ from nobody!
6. Perez Hilton- I always said I never would read him, and now I have a blog just like him, shows how the times change, hmm?…
5. Joy Behar- Honestly, I wish I had started watching The View Before! Her show on HLN is great, you should watch it!
4. Beyonce- Honestly one of the best performers in the biz, even if she doesn’t write her own songs You are… Sasha Fierce! Not to mention virtually every single charted on the Hot R&B/ Hip Hop Songs chart!
3. Keith Olbermann- He’s really got a sharp tongue this one! His show Countdown is now my go-to place for the bashing of conservative Faux News, check him out!
2. Lady Gaga- I always knew you were going to be somebody! 4 number ones on the Pop Songs (formerly Mainstream Top 40 chart) from a debut album, a record!
1. Britney Spears- Is there any other? Multi-platium album, three top 20 singles, including one number one (3) The Circus Tour, need I say more?I love you! You are the best!
Tell me your thoughts… Who is your most fascinating person? I wanna know, so tell me! <3