Merry Christmas To You Mariah!

December 14, 2010 at 8:08 pm | Posted in ABC, Mariah Carey, Music, TV | Leave a comment
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Did you catch Mariah’s Christmas special last night? It was called “Merry Christmas to You” and it was absolutely fabulous, dahhling!


Mariah did all of my favorites like “Oh Holy Night,” “Up On the Housetop/Rooftop Celebration,” “Oh Santa,” and finished the show with a simply astounding performance of “All I Want for Christmas is You!” The best live performance of it I’ve ever seen!


Click here if you missed it, it’s really quite a sight to be seen! Comment for me to hear your opinions about the special!
Much Love and Merry Christmas to you my MC lambs!

Sunday Finale Extravaganza

December 13, 2010 at 5:29 pm | Posted in ABC, Amazing Race, CBS, Desperate Housewives, TV | Leave a comment
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HELLO!!


K, so I just watched the shows I missed yesterday since I was out, Amazing Race and Desperate Housewives. Both were outstandingly amazing and surprisingly poignant, albeit for different reasons ENTIRELY!


Let’s start with the Season Finale of Amazing Race! Though I wasn’t the most fervent viewer this season, I definitely enjoyed the finale! I honestly haven’t had emotions about an Amazing Race team since my Dear Dear beauty queens Dustin and Kandice and then Ronald and Christina the season after their All-Stars appearance (I pray to God they come back for Unfinished Business next season!). The gorgeous doctors Nat and Kat rightfully won, with the special home-shopping hosts in second, and then The Prince of Darkness with his angelic compatriot in a just third. It was great watching them paint flowers and I LOVED the memory challenge as a game-show type thing, a true stroke of genius! It’s just too bad the Prince of darkness got royally screwed (ha!) with his Taxi driver- boo hoo! Congrats to Nat and Kat!


Now a severe shift in tone for my recap of the Desperate Housewives fall finale!


Can you say RIOT?
OMG, this is definitely one of the top episodes of Housewives ever! It was pulse-pounding from every direction, shock after shock, leaving a BANG!~ for a splendid conclusion! Lynette made a huge mistake bringing in a neighboring Homeowner’s Association to help them with the coming half-way house. Bree singlehandedly caused the riot (with her gun of course!) and chaos broke loose!
Susan got trampled, JUANITA!!! LEE! Bob, Mitzi OMG, RENEE, everyone was in mortal peril!

The scariest moment was when the mob was attacking Lee, Bob, and little Juanita who was hiding out in the car, and to top it off, she found out Gaby wasn’t her real Mommy! That was definitely a pulse-pounding moment! Thank God Juanita escaped, and Lynette realized that they were her neighbors and deserved her help! It showed that people can go f*ing crazy, but the sane ones are always good! Paul Young will not win! And he didn’t cuz he got shot! HAHA~

But where does that leave the trampled Susan?
Tune in for Desperate Housewive’s return in January to find out!!!
See ya’!

Baba Wawa’s 10 Most Fascinating!

December 10, 2010 at 12:02 am | Posted in ABC, American Idol, Awards, Barbara Walters, Booster Gold, Britney Spears, Comics, Dancing with the Stars, DC, Film, FOX, Jennifer Lopez, Katy Perry, Ke$ha, Lady Gaga, Law & Order: SVU, Leonardo DiCaprio, Magazines, Mariah Carey, Me, Music, Natasha Bedingfield, Nicole Scherzinger, Rihanna, Rolling Stone, The Talk, The View, Tours, TV, X-Factor | 1 Comment
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As continued from last year I have for you Barbara Walter’s 10 Most Fascinating People of the year, 2010!
In no particular order here they are!


10. Jersey Shore Cast! Can you say SMOOSH Barbara? Haha, pretty funny to see Snooks think of herself as fascinating! Titillating perhaps, fascinating questionable. Situation’s Dancing however? ATROCIOUS!
9. LeBron James- Just another reason for why I think that teachers and athletes should switch salaries and see who would keep working… ATROCIOUS!
8. Sarah Palin- ATROCIOUS! But that goes without saying of course my ducks! How many times has she been on this thing? The most fascinating thing about her is how she can consider herself patriotic while she is blatant in her hate for so many people!
7. Justin Bieber- His hair is… Wait for it… ATROCIOUS! He really is a smug little bastard- Wow, I’m from Canada and was poor, feel bad for me! Been there done that girlfriend, get a clue, you’ll be gone soon, maybe you can salvage your career – LIVE! That’s a joke- Don’t let him on that show… PLEASE!
6. Kate Middleton- Not terribly fascinating or interesting, I don’t even find her attractive…
; )
5. Sandra Bullock- Come on! So 2009! Jesse James is a douche, so what, so over it, since Tiger and Elin, and Charlie, and the hooker, we’ve heard so much, I’m SICK OF IT!
4. Betty White- Same! Terribly cute, but not much more at this point, wouldn’t it be impressive if she won an Oscar— “Make it Happen” That’s a Mariah song losers!
3. Jennifer Lopez- Quite honestly I don’t have an opinion anymore- American Idol can suck it- X-FACTOR! All the way, coming this fall losers! SO EXICTED!
2. Mark Zuckerberg- If you know me you already know what I think of this little wretch… The Facebook CO-founder has only made me increase my hate for him since the days of Gittles… You really should see his interview with Leslie Stahl of 60 Minutes last week, THAT was fascinging. Seriously, if this kid was worse before I can’t imagine it, he has the most nails on a chalkboard voice I’ve ever heard in my life- Something Barbara said I also found quite interesting, how Facebook is a means for dealing indirectly with people, perfect for Zuckerberg, since quite frankly the Tard is a Social Outcast. No way he was with that Asian before Facebook. ADDED NOTE: Absolutely no interest to see the Social Network.
1. General Petraeus- First was very interesting in a beautiful issue of Rolling Stone starring the one and only GAGALUPE!

Frankly I find this cover more interesting than the man, but whatevs, we can’t all walk around with machine gun bustiers, isn’t that right McChrystal!!!??? AHAHAHAHA!


NOW HERE’s WHAT YOU’VE BEEN WAITING FOR! It’s my Annual list of most Fascinating!!!


10. Little Couple- So sweet! TLC may stand for TRASHILY LAME CHANNEL but these two are so lovely! It’s nice to see a couple on that network that don’t love how many children they have, but how they can overcome such amazing obstacles to be so FASCINATING!
9. Booster Gold: He may be fictional, but he’s my favorite comic book superhero! Fantastic! Love it so much! So happy I started reading comic books- Absolutely FASCINATING!

8. Cast of Law & Order: SVU! Can you believe I JUST got into this 10-year+ show just this year! LOVE IT! Mariska Hargitay, you are fabulous! Chris Meloni- FIERCE! Ice-T, why couldn’t I get your autograph! Richard Belzer- AMAhZING! Dick Wolf… WHY did you run away from me!
7. LEO DICAPRIO! I went to see Inception on my birthday it was WONDERFUL! I really loved it, the artistry, the visuals, the actors, and their performances, especially one Mr. LEONARDO! Christmas hint LOSAHS! And of course, you know I love Christopher Nolan’s direction <3
6. Mariah Carey! Merry Christmas II YOU Mariah! A failed album (Angels Advocate never materialized… :'( ), a pregancy (in the spring), and a Christmas sequel to the best-selling, seminal classic! Can't wait to listen to you HONEY! That's another Mariah song… LOVE YOU!

5. The Talk! This after-school treat is simply Fabulous! The Chen-Bot is in full robotic force in this less-politically charged yet near-Carbon Copy of The View! There may be no polarizing Joy Behar here, but I love it anyways! Lea Remini and Sharon Osbourne always add that much needed spice! Keep going girls! Congrats on all the success!
4. Ke$ha! Carnivore Animal- she is a Cannibal! SEriousLY! I want Animal Cannibal for Christmas… PLEASE! Love this chick, she is so fly with her glitter, videos, and everything else, F*ing love it! You were fabulous on the Last Girl on Earth Tour with RiRi!
3. Nicole Scherzinger! This POISONous dancing beast won our hearts during the instant-classic 10th season of DANCING WITH THE STARS! Absolutely FLAWLESS, with in due part to the astounding choreography of one Derek Hough! Hope to see you LIVE! DAHHLING!

2. KATY PERRY + Natasha Bedingfield! I absolutely loved “TEENAGE DREAM” and it deserved every Grammy nomination it got! Hopefully, it’ll win Album of the Year! Here’s to your 3 number ones in one year, and to even more in the next! My dear Natasha, from the moment we met, I knew we had a connection! Even though I didn’t get to see you this week, I have all your music and love you from the bottom of my heart!

1. Well, well, well, what a surprise! It’s BRITNEY SPEARS! Haha, y’all who disagree can kiss her lily-white Louisiana Ass! She is the QUEEN! I love you so much Britney, you are Fascinating, AMAZING, Wonderful, and everything else in the book! Can’t wait for the new album in March! Keep doing you Brit!


Well done and Congrats to the Winners! (And losers too Sarah and Biebs!) HEE HEE


Live! Another one Goes on DWTS!

April 21, 2010 at 11:10 pm | Posted in ABC, Dancing with the Stars, Film, TV | Leave a comment
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She is gone! The beast has been slayed! Ding-dong, the bitch witch is dead!
It’s official! Kate Gosselin has been booted from Dancing with the Stars. It’s long been her time to go, so I’m glad it’s sooner rather than later! TONY HAS BEEN FREED!


Last night’s theme was songs from movies, but whether to incorporate some aspect of that film into their dances was optional (see Evan, Nicey).


Up first was Nicey & Louis with a very uninspiring Jive based on “La Bamba” from La Bamba. At lease Nicey got to shake her jiggly parts! She ended up with a 6,6,6, leading to a lackluster 18. Come on Nicey, show us what you got! Not literally though!
Next was Chad & Cheryl with an unimpressive Quickstep based on “The Bare Necessities” from The Jungle Book. Loved the outfits! But not the dance- 6,6,6 18, a major disappointment considering last week…
Erin and Maks did pretty well with their Jive from “You Never Can Tell” from Pulp Fiction. 7,7,8, receiving an ok 22.
Oh Jake & Chelsie… ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!!! One of the best dances, they’ve really outdone themselves with their interesting rendition of a Cha-Cha-Cha of “Old Time Rock and Roll” from Risky Business. I mean, the dude danced in his underwear for Bruno 23 million people, good job you two! An 8,7,8, for a very well-done 23! Encore performers as well!
What a disappointment, Pamela and Damien landed in the bottom two with their “9 to 5″-inspired Quickstep from Nine to Five. If only they didn’t waste so many bars with the props, sitting idly, then Len DNCMSTR wouldn’t have given them such a low score of 7,6,8, for a 21. IMPROVE PAMELA! I NEED YOU! Sexilicous!
Which brings us to the inevitable Kate & Tony. Do I really need to tell you they sucked? Then let me tell you Kate apparently doesn’t know what The Breakfast Club is… Even I know that movie… They “danced” (note I use that word loosely) a Foxtrot to “Don’t You (Forget About Me).” Well, thank God she’s gone! BRUNO! The ice queen has melted!!! Hip-hip-HOORAY! TONY HAS BEEN FREED!
That brings us to the fabulousness of Nicole & Derek who’s fantastic Tango left me awestruck! A fantastic score of 10,9,10, = 29!!! SO CLOSE!!! Near perfect tango, congratulations you too! My favorites have regained their rightful place on top of the judges’ leaderboard! A wonderful “Oh, Pretty Woman,” from Pretty Woman! HATE JULIA ROBERTS! LOVE NICOLE “PUSSYCAT” SCHERZINGER! <3 Crazy Wig Action! Derek does it again!!!

Finally Evan & Anna- Ho-hum, so boring… a pretty good Rumba to “I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing” from Armageddon. 999= 27, whatever…


From the Results Show:
Adam Corrola returned! All hail PRPMSTR, king of the unicycle! The mark of the beast Adam! Look under Kate’s hair just to double check there weren’t four!!! : P

KG and TD- Good-bye!!!

Can’t wait til next week Sparkaliens! Don’t forget to watch!

Kate Survives Elimination Yet Again! DWTS Results!

April 14, 2010 at 6:13 pm | Posted in ABC, Dancing with the Stars, TV | Leave a comment
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Last night was the results night for dancing with the stars, and Aiden Turner was the third celebrity to kick the bucket, after poor, poor Shannen Doherty and not so poor Buzz Aldrin. Though he wasn’t the worst with a combined technical and performance score of 33/60, he did one point better than last-place Kate Gosselin.


Here’s a list of all the stars in their performance order along with their scores, performance first, followed by technical, then combined.


Erin and Maks- They received a 21 for their Tango performance and an 18 for technique giving them a 39/60.
Evan and Anna- The first place couple this week, receiving 26s for both performance and technique, for their Tango giving them a grand total of 52/60- But can the keep it up??!! I bet Anna hasn’t been this excited since season 2!
Nicey and Louis- Not very impressive, 18s for performance and technique, for a combined total of 36/60. Nicey was the last to be called safe last night, so can she pick it up? Not a very good Rumba…
Aiden and Edyta- Poor, poor Aiden, he never really did catch on to dancing did he? The second lowest total score of the night for his Rumba, an 18 for performance and a 15 for technique giving him a 33/60. What happened to his fan base? BYE!
Nicole and Derek- What happened to you guys? You went from first to second just like that! Relatively unimpressive, a 25s for both performance and technique for their Rumba giving them 50/60 judes points. WORK HARDER PUSSYCAT! What exactly is this Derek?
Jake and Chelsie- I must say I was impressed despite his stumbles for this generally well-done Tango! 19s for performance and technique give him a 38/60. Extra points for THIS Chelsie!
Kate and Tony- Finally we get to the “SUPER BITCH FROM HELL!” -courtesy of Bruno Tonioli ladies and gentlemen! Kate did the unthinkable and danced! Not only that she improved! She received her best score ever of a measly 18 for performance and a more Kate-like 14 for technique. I doubt she’ll keep it up… FREE TONY! OMG, how funny were their Tango chains? And even funnier? The fact they were dancing to Adam Lambert’s “For Your Entertainment!” Check out the video, it will have you in tears from laughter!
Chad and Cheryl- I can’t get enough of these two’s fake romance, it’s hysterical! Check below for my thoughts on their faux-relationship! They did really well, a 23 for performance and a 21 for technique, giving them 44/60, really well done Rumba, like Len said, he and Pamela (upcoming) have really broken away from the pack!) GOOD JOB!
Pam and Damian- BEST PERFORMANCE OF THE NIGHT! At least in my opinion! And dressed so SEXY conservatively! Really fantastic job Pam!!! I LOVE YOU!!! Pam and Damian finished third for the night with their Rumba with a 24 for performance and a 23 for technique, giving them a well-deserved 47! You can do it Pam, take over!!!



OMG- Funniest part- In the performance episode on Monday, after Chad and Cheryl got their scores, Derek and Anna had two of the heart pillows that were strangely in the “Celebriquarium” and spun them around, I can hear that cliché romantic music in the background. (You know, from The Sims? If anybody could tell me what it’s called, I’d ‘preciate it!) La da da da daaa da da da dum da!


Skip to about 6 minutes in to start the Anna and Derek festivities!


You’ve seen my favorites, who are you rooting to win? Or lose, in Kate’s case! Luvs it, see you next week Planet Mirrorballus Sparkaliens! <3

AT & ES, Curses, Foiled by Kate Again! Better luck next time Edyta!

Moonman Buzz Leaves Planet Mirrorballus…

April 6, 2010 at 8:45 pm | Posted in ABC, Dancing with the Stars, TV | Leave a comment
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FINALLY!


After the very upsetting departure of the fabulous Shannen Doherty, justice was finally served and the man who walked on the moon (allegedly) leaves my fave show, DANCING WITH THE STARS! It was about time, Buzz received some of the lowest scores ever in the whole history of the show, so he DESERVED it!
Now, allow me to critique the rest!


In first place and having the encore performance tonight was gold medal-winning Olympian Evan Lysacek. With a score of 26/30, they cleaned up nicely. Anna Tre-BUN-skaya, Brooke! Whatevs, see what Johnny Weir has to say about him! : )
Nicole- Loved your dance, but you MUST NEVER break hold during a quickstep! Loved the theme, overall great job!
Pamela- Making statements on an over the top reality show?- OK… Loved you though, hot hot hot!
Kate- WHORE-ible! That was not a paso, by any sense of the word. POOR TONY! Free Tony! You are not a star, you are just a celebrity, though I must credit Ms. Gosselin for bring Stars some of its best ratings ever, even beating out uber-competitive American Idol!
Nicey- I agree with Carrie Ann.
Jake- SO OVER THE TOP! Walk like an Egyptian… But not bottom two deserving. (see Kate)


A not-so-fond farewell to Mr. Aldrin, au re-NEVER! HAHAHAHA! Tell me what YOU think about the season so far!

BA and AC-D- GET GONE!

Live!… From Hollywood! This is Dancing With the Stars!

March 30, 2010 at 8:16 pm | Posted in ABC, Dancing with the Stars, TV | Leave a comment
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Hurrah! My favorite television show Dancing with the Stars came back last week!

K, so every Tuesday, I’ll be here with a recap of the week’s events.

WHYYYYYYYYYYY! Shannen, you were sooo good! She had so much potential. Gone! Flew away in one week. Totally off…
Pamela definitely did not belong in the bottom two. She was one of the top scorers, so we need to get this together and keep her from it again!
Buzz U suck, go home.
Kate C my Facebook status you whiny little biatch…
Nicole Scherzinger my favorite, you are AMAZING, 28/30 in the second week! Go Derek!

Technicals: Brooke Burke, luvs u, but hates the “celebriquarium.”
Who will be the next to go, find out next week on DANCING WITH THE STARS!
Comment below…

We'll miss you SD! You too MB!

Diane Sawyer, Congrats!

December 23, 2009 at 10:04 pm | Posted in ABC, Diane Sawyer, TV, World News with Diane Sawyer | Leave a comment
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This Monday, Diane Sawyer took over the position of anchor of ABC World News, replacing the beloved Charlie Gibson, who retired this past Friday. It seems she got some very impressive ratings! Things only look up for the new nighttime diva, and I wish her the best! (R.I.P. Charlie Gibson, we will miss you!)

Take a look for yourself and please let me know what you think!

Barbara Walters’ Most Fascinating People of 2009

December 9, 2009 at 11:40 pm | Posted in ABC, Barbara Walters, Beyoncé, Britney Spears, Joy Behar, Lady Gaga, Me, The View, Tours, TV | Leave a comment
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Tonight Barbara Walters released her annual list of the Most Fascinating People of the Year- Here’s the list in no particular order (though with 10 being the most fascinating) and my thoughts…
1. Sarah Palin- Gosh Darnit Sarah, do you really think the amazing Baba Wawa would want to go to your hellhole of a house and eat your moose chilli? I think not!
2. Brett Farve- who?
3. Lady Gaga- Ah, mi Gagita! La amo tanto! Congrats Gaga, you are the best!
4. Adam Lambert- Controversial, yes, Fascinating, no…
5. Kate Gosselin- the kids or Jon would have been better…
6. The Jackson children- Oh Blanket, who is your mother? They paid more attention to Michael then to them…
7. Glenn Beck- Don’t get me started : ‘ (
8. Jenny Sanford- Interesting, not fascinating: my thoughts: is she a Republican?
9. Tyler Perry- I thought everyone knew who he was!
10. Michelle Obama- Lookin’ good Miz First Lady! I wish Babs had focused on her smarts instead of her guns…
Congrats to the “winners”

Now to my Most Fascinating!!! (A countdown of the fascinating, from the lesser, to the more)
10. Michael Jackson- I first got into his music catalog this year when he died. I’ll wait for a new Greatest Hits album.
9. Levi Johnston- This punk from Alaska made quite a name for himself, the porn? Way to make some money, ya’ foo! Honestly who wouldn’t idolize him? He knocked up some fat chick, and now he can take down ‘Sister Sarah!’
8. Mariah Carey- Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel was amazing pretty good, Mimi, you gotta work to make it 19!
7. Jon Gosselin- Livin’ La Vida Loca, eh Jon?! Bro ain’t gon’ be emmascualted anymore by that B* Kate, don’t take nothin’ from nobody!
6. Perez Hilton- I always said I never would read him, and now I have a blog just like him, shows how the times change, hmm?…
5. Joy Behar- Honestly, I wish I had started watching The View Before! Her show on HLN is great, you should watch it!
4. Beyonce- Honestly one of the best performers in the biz, even if she doesn’t write her own songs You are… Sasha Fierce! Not to mention virtually every single charted on the Hot R&B/ Hip Hop Songs chart!
3. Keith Olbermann- He’s really got a sharp tongue this one! His show Countdown is now my go-to place for the bashing of conservative Faux News, check him out!
2. Lady Gaga- I always knew you were going to be somebody! 4 number ones on the Pop Songs (formerly Mainstream Top 40 chart) from a debut album, a record!
1. Britney Spears- Is there any other? Multi-platium album, three top 20 singles, including one number one (3) The Circus Tour, need I say more? I love you! You are the best!

Tell me your thoughts… Who is your most fascinating person? I wanna know, so tell me! <3

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