Baba Wawa’s 10 Most Fascinating!

avells — Fri, 10 Dec 2010 05:02:07 +0000

As continued from last year I have for you Barbara Walter’s 10 Most Fascinating People of the year, 2010!
In no particular order here they are!

10. Jersey Shore Cast! Can you say SMOOSH Barbara? Haha, pretty funny to see Snooks think of herself as fascinating! Titillating perhaps, fascinating questionable. Situation’s Dancing however? ATROCIOUS!
9. LeBron James- Just another reason for why I think that teachers and athletes should switch salaries and see who would keep working… ATROCIOUS!
8. Sarah Palin- ATROCIOUS! But that goes without saying of course my ducks! How many times has she been on this thing? The most fascinating thing about her is how she can consider herself patriotic while she is blatant in her hate for so many people!
7. Justin Bieber- His hair is… Wait for it… ATROCIOUS! He really is a smug little bastard- Wow, I’m from Canada and was poor, feel bad for me! Been there done that girlfriend, get a clue, you’ll be gone soon, maybe you can salvage your career – LIVE! That’s a joke- Don’t let him on that show… PLEASE!
6. Kate Middleton- Not terribly fascinating or interesting, I don’t even find her attractive…
; )
5. Sandra Bullock- Come on! So 2009! Jesse James is a douche, so what, so over it, since Tiger and Elin, and Charlie, and the hooker, we’ve heard so much, I’m SICK OF IT!
4. Betty White- Same! Terribly cute, but not much more at this point, wouldn’t it be impressive if she won an Oscar— “Make it Happen” That’s a Mariah song losers!
3. Jennifer Lopez- Quite honestly I don’t have an opinion anymore- American Idol can suck it- X-FACTOR! All the way, coming this fall losers! SO EXICTED!
2. Mark Zuckerberg- If you know me you already know what I think of this little wretch… The Facebook CO-founder has only made me increase my hate for him since the days of Gittles… You really should see his interview with Leslie Stahl of 60 Minutes last week, THAT was fascinging. Seriously, if this kid was worse before I can’t imagine it, he has the most nails on a chalkboard voice I’ve ever heard in my life- Something Barbara said I also found quite interesting, how Facebook is a means for dealing indirectly with people, perfect for Zuckerberg, since quite frankly the Tard is a Social Outcast. No way he was with that Asian before Facebook. ADDED NOTE: Absolutely no interest to see the Social Network.
1. General Petraeus- First was very interesting in a beautiful issue of Rolling Stone starring the one and only GAGALUPE!

Frankly I find this cover more interesting than the man, but whatevs, we can’t all walk around with machine gun bustiers, isn’t that right McChrystal!!!??? AHAHAHAHA!

NOW HERE’s WHAT YOU’VE BEEN WAITING FOR! It’s my Annual list of most Fascinating!!!

10. Little Couple- So sweet! TLC may stand for TRASHILY LAME CHANNEL but these two are so lovely! It’s nice to see a couple on that network that don’t love how many children they have, but how they can overcome such amazing obstacles to be so FASCINATING!
9. Booster Gold: He may be fictional, but he’s my favorite comic book superhero! Fantastic! Love it so much! So happy I started reading comic books- Absolutely FASCINATING!

8. Cast of Law & Order: SVU! Can you believe I JUST got into this 10-year+ show just this year! LOVE IT! Mariska Hargitay, you are fabulous! Chris Meloni- FIERCE! Ice-T, why couldn’t I get your autograph! Richard Belzer- AMAhZING! Dick Wolf… WHY did you run away from me!
7. LEO DICAPRIO! I went to see Inception on my birthday it was WONDERFUL! I really loved it, the artistry, the visuals, the actors, and their performances, especially one Mr. LEONARDO! Christmas hint LOSAHS! And of course, you know I love Christopher Nolan’s direction <3
6. Mariah Carey! Merry Christmas II YOU Mariah! A failed album (Angels Advocate never materialized… :'( ), a pregancy (in the spring), and a Christmas sequel to the best-selling, seminal classic! Can't wait to listen to you HONEY! That's another Mariah song… LOVE YOU!

5. The Talk! This after-school treat is simply Fabulous! The Chen-Bot is in full robotic force in this less-politically charged yet near-Carbon Copy of The View! There may be no polarizing Joy Behar here, but I love it anyways! Lea Remini and Sharon Osbourne always add that much needed spice! Keep going girls! Congrats on all the success!
4. Ke$ha! Carnivore Animal- she is a Cannibal! SEriousLY! I want Animal Cannibal for Christmas… PLEASE! Love this chick, she is so fly with her glitter, videos, and everything else, F*ing love it! You were fabulous on the Last Girl on Earth Tour with RiRi!
3. Nicole Scherzinger! This POISONous dancing beast won our hearts during the instant-classic 10th season of DANCING WITH THE STARS! Absolutely FLAWLESS, with in due part to the astounding choreography of one Derek Hough! Hope to see you LIVE! DAHHLING!

2. KATY PERRY + Natasha Bedingfield! I absolutely loved “TEENAGE DREAM” and it deserved every Grammy nomination it got! Hopefully, it’ll win Album of the Year! Here’s to your 3 number ones in one year, and to even more in the next! My dear Natasha, from the moment we met, I knew we had a connection! Even though I didn’t get to see you this week, I have all your music and love you from the bottom of my heart!

1. Well, well, well, what a surprise! It’s BRITNEY SPEARS! Haha, y’all who disagree can kiss her lily-white Louisiana Ass! She is the QUEEN! I love you so much Britney, you are Fascinating, AMAZING, Wonderful, and everything else in the book! Can’t wait for the new album in March! Keep doing you Brit!

Well done and Congrats to the Winners! (And losers too Sarah and Biebs!) HEE HEE

Barbara Walters’ Most Fascinating People of 2009

avells — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 04:40:42 +0000

Tonight Barbara Walters released her annual list of the Most Fascinating People of the Year- Here’s the list in no particular order (though with 10 being the most fascinating) and my thoughts…
1. Sarah Palin- Gosh Darnit Sarah, do you really think the amazing Baba Wawa would want to go to your hellhole of a house and eat your moose chilli? I think not!
2. Brett Farve- who?
3. Lady Gaga- Ah, mi Gagita! La amo tanto! Congrats Gaga, you are the best!
4. Adam Lambert- Controversial, yes, Fascinating, no…
5. Kate Gosselin- the kids or Jon would have been better…
6. The Jackson children- Oh Blanket, who is your mother? They paid more attention to Michael then to them…
7. Glenn Beck- Don’t get me started : ‘ (
8. Jenny Sanford- Interesting, not fascinating: my thoughts: is she a Republican?
9. Tyler Perry- I thought everyone knew who he was!
10. Michelle Obama- Lookin’ good Miz First Lady! I wish Babs had focused on her smarts instead of her guns…
Congrats to the “winners”

Now to my Most Fascinating!!! (A countdown of the fascinating, from the lesser, to the more)
10. Michael Jackson- I first got into his music catalog this year when he died. I’ll wait for a new Greatest Hits album.
9. Levi Johnston- This punk from Alaska made quite a name for himself, the porn? Way to make some money, ya’ foo! Honestly who wouldn’t idolize him? He knocked up some fat chick, and now he can take down ‘Sister Sarah!’
8. Mariah Carey- Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel was ~~amazing~~ pretty good, Mimi, you gotta work to make it 19!
7. Jon Gosselin- Livin’ La Vida Loca, eh Jon?! Bro ain’t gon’ be emmascualted anymore by that B* Kate, don’t take nothin’ from nobody!
6. Perez Hilton- I always said I never would read him, and now I have a blog just like him, shows how the times change, hmm?…
5. Joy Behar- Honestly, I wish I had started watching The View Before! Her show on HLN is great, you should watch it!
4. Beyonce- Honestly one of the best performers in the biz, ~~even if she doesn’t write her own songs~~ You are… Sasha Fierce! Not to mention virtually every single charted on the Hot R&B/ Hip Hop Songs chart!
3. Keith Olbermann- He’s really got a sharp tongue this one! His show Countdown is now my go-to place for the bashing of conservative Faux News, check him out!
2. Lady Gaga- I always knew you were going to be somebody! 4 number ones on the Pop Songs (formerly Mainstream Top 40 chart) from a debut album, a record!
1. Britney Spears- Is there any other? Multi-platium album, three top 20 singles, including one number one (3) The Circus Tour, need I say more? I love you! You are the best!

Tell me your thoughts… Who is your most fascinating person? I wanna know, so tell me! <3

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