Barbara Walters’ Most Fascinating People of 2009

avells — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 04:40:42 +0000

Tonight Barbara Walters released her annual list of the Most Fascinating People of the Year- Here’s the list in no particular order (though with 10 being the most fascinating) and my thoughts…
1. Sarah Palin- Gosh Darnit Sarah, do you really think the amazing Baba Wawa would want to go to your hellhole of a house and eat your moose chilli? I think not!
2. Brett Farve- who?
3. Lady Gaga- Ah, mi Gagita! La amo tanto! Congrats Gaga, you are the best!
4. Adam Lambert- Controversial, yes, Fascinating, no…
5. Kate Gosselin- the kids or Jon would have been better…
6. The Jackson children- Oh Blanket, who is your mother? They paid more attention to Michael then to them…
7. Glenn Beck- Don’t get me started : ‘ (
8. Jenny Sanford- Interesting, not fascinating: my thoughts: is she a Republican?
9. Tyler Perry- I thought everyone knew who he was!
10. Michelle Obama- Lookin’ good Miz First Lady! I wish Babs had focused on her smarts instead of her guns…
Congrats to the “winners”

Now to my Most Fascinating!!! (A countdown of the fascinating, from the lesser, to the more)
10. Michael Jackson- I first got into his music catalog this year when he died. I’ll wait for a new Greatest Hits album.
9. Levi Johnston- This punk from Alaska made quite a name for himself, the porn? Way to make some money, ya’ foo! Honestly who wouldn’t idolize him? He knocked up some fat chick, and now he can take down ‘Sister Sarah!’
8. Mariah Carey- Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel was ~~amazing~~ pretty good, Mimi, you gotta work to make it 19!
7. Jon Gosselin- Livin’ La Vida Loca, eh Jon?! Bro ain’t gon’ be emmascualted anymore by that B* Kate, don’t take nothin’ from nobody!
6. Perez Hilton- I always said I never would read him, and now I have a blog just like him, shows how the times change, hmm?…
5. Joy Behar- Honestly, I wish I had started watching The View Before! Her show on HLN is great, you should watch it!
4. Beyonce- Honestly one of the best performers in the biz, ~~even if she doesn’t write her own songs~~ You are… Sasha Fierce! Not to mention virtually every single charted on the Hot R&B/ Hip Hop Songs chart!
3. Keith Olbermann- He’s really got a sharp tongue this one! His show Countdown is now my go-to place for the bashing of conservative Faux News, check him out!
2. Lady Gaga- I always knew you were going to be somebody! 4 number ones on the Pop Songs (formerly Mainstream Top 40 chart) from a debut album, a record!
1. Britney Spears- Is there any other? Multi-platium album, three top 20 singles, including one number one (3) The Circus Tour, need I say more? I love you! You are the best!

Tell me your thoughts… Who is your most fascinating person? I wanna know, so tell me! <3

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Barbara Walters’ Most Fascinating People of 2009