http://avells.wordpress.com All your Andrew information, all the time! Sat, 18 Feb 2012 04:31:15 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ http://0.gravatar.com/blavatar/cdd1642894c0898abd4633222e7a4084?s=96&d=http%3A%2F%2Fs2.wp.com%2Fi%2Fbuttonw-com.png http://avells.wordpress.com http://avells.wordpress.com/2011/07/06/big-brother-returns/ http://avells.wordpress.com/2011/07/06/big-brother-returns/#comments Wed, 06 Jul 2011 08:10:14 +0000 avells http://avells.wordpress.com/?p=357 ]]> It’s all been leading up to this!
The return of everyone’s summer favorite, Big Brother!



Season 13 of the show will bring it’s best twist yet, DOUBLE TROUBLE!
That’s right! Pairs of houseguests past will return to Big Brother and wreak terror upon the house!


But that begs the question—
WHO SHOULD RETURN!


Ummm… obvi Evel Dick and his daughter Daniele of Big Brother 8!
My very first season of Big Brother!


From Big Brother 9 I would say Adam and Sheila but unfortunately the former is still behind bars for using his winnings to fund an oxycodone ring with alliance-member Matt.


BIG BROTHER 10!!! Here’s where things get interesting! How fun would it be to see the Dahlin’ from New Orleans Renny reunited with Fan-Favorite America’s Favorite Juror KEESHA! I know she could win the second time around! Other suggestions: Dan and Memphis, but unfair since they already won, LAWLZ!


Who else from Big Brother 11 but Jeff and Jordan? These two are so adorable! I loved their all-too-brief appearance on Amazing Race! Please no: JESSIE! UGH! He had two tries, that’s more than enough, he has to live the rest of his life knowing America hates him!


And from Big Brother 12 BRENDON AND RACHEL! If they were in the house all those floaters better grab a life vest— QUICK! Love them to death, hope they get in, def would not want to see any, wait for it, BRIGADE members back in the house!


Well, the madness will go down Thursday at 9, so don’t forget to DVR Burn Notice and acquaint yourselves with the already announced 8 houseguests here.


From outside the Big Brother house I’m Julie Chen Avells, good night, and happy schemings!

]]> http://avells.wordpress.com/2011/07/06/big-brother-returns/feed/ 1 avells http://avells.wordpress.com/2010/12/13/sunday-finale-extravaganza/ http://avells.wordpress.com/2010/12/13/sunday-finale-extravaganza/#comments Mon, 13 Dec 2010 22:29:43 +0000 avells http://avells.wordpress.com/?p=306 ]]> HELLO!!


K, so I just watched the shows I missed yesterday since I was out, Amazing Race and Desperate Housewives. Both were outstandingly amazing and surprisingly poignant, albeit for different reasons ENTIRELY!


Let’s start with the Season Finale of Amazing Race! Though I wasn’t the most fervent viewer this season, I definitely enjoyed the finale! I honestly haven’t had emotions about an Amazing Race team since my Dear Dear beauty queens Dustin and Kandice and then Ronald and Christina the season after their All-Stars appearance (I pray to God they come back for Unfinished Business next season!). The gorgeous doctors Nat and Kat rightfully won, with the special home-shopping hosts in second, and then The Prince of Darkness with his angelic compatriot in a just third. It was great watching them paint flowers and I LOVED the memory challenge as a game-show type thing, a true stroke of genius! It’s just too bad the Prince of darkness got royally screwed (ha!) with his Taxi driver- boo hoo! Congrats to Nat and Kat!


Now a severe shift in tone for my recap of the Desperate Housewives fall finale!


Can you say RIOT?
OMG, this is definitely one of the top episodes of Housewives ever! It was pulse-pounding from every direction, shock after shock, leaving a BANG!~ for a splendid conclusion! Lynette made a huge mistake bringing in a neighboring Homeowner’s Association to help them with the coming half-way house. Bree singlehandedly caused the riot (with her gun of course!) and chaos broke loose!
Susan got trampled, JUANITA!!! LEE! Bob, Mitzi OMG, RENEE, everyone was in mortal peril!

The scariest moment was when the mob was attacking Lee, Bob, and little Juanita who was hiding out in the car, and to top it off, she found out Gaby wasn’t her real Mommy! That was definitely a pulse-pounding moment! Thank God Juanita escaped, and Lynette realized that they were her neighbors and deserved her help! It showed that people can go f*ing crazy, but the sane ones are always good! Paul Young will not win! And he didn’t cuz he got shot! HAHA~

But where does that leave the trampled Susan?
Tune in for Desperate Housewive’s return in January to find out!!!
See ya’!

]]> http://avells.wordpress.com/2010/12/13/sunday-finale-extravaganza/feed/ 0 avells JUANITA! SUSAN!