The whole episode until the live vote, we are led to believe that the veterans just don’t have the numbers to keep Porche and evict Keith. WRONG! I’m so glad Brendon and Rachel were able to send that perv Keith packing! Julie was so funny in the eviction interview, he knew he was so cocky, and then BAM! he’s out of here! Shelly and Khalia wisely betrayed the newbies as for why, you’ll find out in a second…

As for in-house events, at the very least it was nice to see Evel Dick explain himself on the show, but of course any specifics were not divulged.

It was funny, when I was watching Big Brother: After Dark on Showtime Too, I watched them practice for the miniature gold HOH competition, I can never believe the stuff they come up with! In the end, the Southern haridresser JORDAN won HOH, meaning she and her beau Jeff are safe for the week! YAY Veterans (and their allies!)! Now everybody will wish they had cozied up to them while they had the chance! Who should they put up? At first I was thinking Dominic and Adam since neither voted for Porche to stay, but then I remembered that dastardly twist of the Golden Key! Wouldn’t it be brilliant if Cassi and Shelly were put up, and Cassi’s out the door, and they keep their ally for the coming weeks! Genius! I’m sure Shelly wouldn’t be happy to be put up, but hey, a free stay’s a free stay, like Daniele said! I wouldn’t want them to put up Lawon and Khalia, since I find Lawon so hilarious! I loved his Two-Face style yellow-green jacket and matching bowtie-necklace! FABULOUS!

Speaking of fashion, I loved Jordan’s dress! Her body was bangin’ and I’m sure Jeff was loving that outfit!

OK houseguests, who do you want to see Jordan put up for eviction?

And my dear Chenbot said it! I love you Julie!
For now let’s eavesdrop on the Houseguests my dear readers! PS If you missed click here to watch and here for EW.com’s briefing and here for the recap.

WOMP WOMP!!! I’m sure astute viewers such as ourselves would remember the exact same competition from Big Brother 9 where they had to make the Veto Cupids, duh!

And of course we saw Dick enter the Diary Room, never to come out! It was nice knowing you Evel! We’ll miss you! It was funny watching them all speculate about Dick, but I think Shelly was the only one who really got it (Besides Daniele of course) that something bad must have happened to Dick or someone close to him. To watch Dick’s statement, check out his website RTVZone.com. Speaking of BB9, at least they showed Dick entering the Diary Room and never coming out, unlike the early-departed Neil, who’s leaving was explained by Joshuah, his partner in the game. Hmmm… I hope this isn’t going to be a repeat of Season 9, I couldn’t take another drug ring scandal bust! Really the similarities are striking!

Poor poor Porche, she’s such an idiot, even if you know you’re safe, always play for the Veto anyway, just to be sure Bozo! Rachel won (YAY!) the Power of Veto, and left the nominations the same! What will this mean for the voting patterns tomorrow?!

In case you missed it, the EW recap is here, or just watch below! See you tomorrow for the first eviction of the summer!

Before I announce who has been evicted from the Big Brother House, let me remind you that that person only has a minute to grab their bag, say their good-byes, and walk out the door. By a vote of Newbies to Dumb Regulators, Julie you have been evicted from the Big Brother House! JK! <3 U Chenbot, can't wait to see your beautiful face tomorrow night!

Rachel has nominated Porche and Keith for eviction tonight! I thought we would at least get a hint about what happened to Evel Dick Donato, but unfortunately no such luck. We’ll have to wait until Wednesday for the reveal… WOMP WOMP!

I’m so very glad that Rachel decided that she is going to put up people strategically, as opposed to emotionally like she did last season! I think that’s great that she realized her mistakes and is making her best effort to stay around for a long, long time!

I hope that horrible Keith is going home, The Regulators is a joke! But then again I thought The Brigade was too, but look what happened to them!

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Here’s last night’s episode if you missed it!

From outside the Big Brother house, I’m Julie Chen Avells, good night!

If you haven’t heard by now you will have found out on Wednesday’s show, but one of my fave BB contestants, Evel Dick Donato has left the Big Brother house for as-of-yet unspecified reasons.
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Apparently it wasn’t due to illness or death in the family or anything like that. BB will show us the details on Wednesday’s episode, and Dick’s website will fill in the blanks shortly thereafter. I wonder what happened??? Anyways, Daniele should be happy if their story is true! POOR DICK! We’ll miss you!

BONUS!!!
Here’s this cute interview of Julie with late night talk show host Craig Ferguson!