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BB13: Double Trouble- First Eviction of the Season!

avells — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 03:41:07 +0000

Wow, what a shocking turn of events, I must say!

The whole episode until the live vote, we are led to believe that the veterans just don’t have the numbers to keep Porche and evict Keith. WRONG! I’m so glad Brendon and Rachel were able to send that perv Keith packing! Julie was so funny in the eviction interview, he knew he was so cocky, and then BAM! he’s out of here! Shelly and Khalia wisely betrayed the newbies as for why, you’ll find out in a second…

As for in-house events, at the very least it was nice to see Evel Dick explain himself on the show, but of course any specifics were not divulged.

It was funny, when I was watching Big Brother: After Dark on Showtime Too, I watched them practice for the miniature gold HOH competition, I can never believe the stuff they come up with! In the end, the Southern haridresser JORDAN won HOH, meaning she and her beau Jeff are safe for the week! YAY Veterans (and their allies!)! Now everybody will wish they had cozied up to them while they had the chance! Who should they put up? At first I was thinking Dominic and Adam since neither voted for Porche to stay, but then I remembered that dastardly twist of the Golden Key! Wouldn’t it be brilliant if Cassi and Shelly were put up, and Cassi’s out the door, and they keep their ally for the coming weeks! Genius! I’m sure Shelly wouldn’t be happy to be put up, but hey, a free stay’s a free stay, like Daniele said! I wouldn’t want them to put up Lawon and Khalia, since I find Lawon so hilarious! I loved his Two-Face style yellow-green jacket and matching bowtie-necklace! FABULOUS!

Speaking of fashion, I loved Jordan’s dress! Her body was bangin’ and I’m sure Jeff was loving that outfit!

OK houseguests, who do you want to see Jordan put up for eviction?

And my dear Chenbot said it! I love you Julie!
For now let’s eavesdrop on the Houseguests my dear readers! PS If you missed click here to watch and here for EW.com’s briefing and here for the recap.

Big Brother 13: Double Trouble! The Last Stand of Vetropolis!

avells — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 05:09:49 +0000

OK Everyone! How was that for a Power of Veto competition!

WOMP WOMP!!! I’m sure astute viewers such as ourselves would remember the exact same competition from Big Brother 9 where they had to make the Veto Cupids, duh!

And of course we saw Dick enter the Diary Room, never to come out! It was nice knowing you Evel! We’ll miss you! It was funny watching them all speculate about Dick, but I think Shelly was the only one who really got it (Besides Daniele of course) that something bad must have happened to Dick or someone close to him. To watch Dick’s statement, check out his website RTVZone.com. Speaking of BB9, at least they showed Dick entering the Diary Room and never coming out, unlike the early-departed Neil, who’s leaving was explained by Joshuah, his partner in the game. Hmmm… I hope this isn’t going to be a repeat of Season 9, I couldn’t take another drug ring scandal bust! Really the similarities are striking!

Poor poor Porche, she’s such an idiot, even if you know you’re safe, always play for the Veto anyway, just to be sure Bozo! Rachel won (YAY!) the Power of Veto, and left the nominations the same! What will this mean for the voting patterns tomorrow?!

In case you missed it, the EW recap is here, or just watch below! See you tomorrow for the first eviction of the summer!

Before I announce who has been evicted from the Big Brother House, let me remind you that that person only has a minute to grab their bag, say their good-byes, and walk out the door. By a vote of Newbies to Dumb Regulators, Julie you have been evicted from the Big Brother House! JK! <3 U Chenbot, can't wait to see your beautiful face tomorrow night!

Birthday Wishes!

avells — Tue, 12 Jul 2011 01:09:41 +0000

Hey everybody! My birthday is almost here!

What I really want for my birthday this year is…

Ghost Whisperer: The Complete Series on DVD!

I really loved this show, and am so sad it was cancelled, UNJUSTLY! It stars Jennifer Love Hewitt as Melinda Gordon, a woman who can see and communicate with ghosts, and must help them cross over to the afterlife! Along the way her friends, husband, and eventually son get caught up in her duties, and all sorts of fun and trouble commences!

Buy it for me here!

‘Til next time, Can you see us?

BB13 – First Nominations!

avells — Mon, 11 Jul 2011 01:30:34 +0000

What a great episode tonight!

Rachel has nominated Porche and Keith for eviction tonight! I thought we would at least get a hint about what happened to Evel Dick Donato, but unfortunately no such luck. We’ll have to wait until Wednesday for the reveal… WOMP WOMP!

I’m so very glad that Rachel decided that she is going to put up people strategically, as opposed to emotionally like she did last season! I think that’s great that she realized her mistakes and is making her best effort to stay around for a long, long time!

I hope that horrible Keith is going home, The Regulators is a joke! But then again I thought The Brigade was too, but look what happened to them!

Click here for more info!

Here’s last night’s episode if you missed it!

From outside the Big Brother house, I’m ~~Julie Chen~~ Avells, good night!

BB 13 Update

avells — Sun, 10 Jul 2011 06:48:18 +0000

SPOILERSSS!!!

If you haven’t heard by now you will have found out on Wednesday’s show, but one of my fave BB contestants, Evel Dick Donato has left the Big Brother house for as-of-yet unspecified reasons.
Click here for more info!

Apparently it wasn’t due to illness or death in the family or anything like that. BB will show us the details on Wednesday’s episode, and Dick’s website will fill in the blanks shortly thereafter. I wonder what happened??? Anyways, Daniele should be happy if their story is true! POOR DICK! We’ll miss you!

BONUS!!!
Here’s this cute interview of Julie with late night talk show host Craig Ferguson!

Big Brother – Returning Houseguests Revealed!

avells — Fri, 08 Jul 2011 07:55:34 +0000

(Just to start off I don’t watch the live feeds so you won’t see any spoilers here!)
WOWWWW!

What a way to start the season am I right? Julie started things off great for this already pulse-pounding, yelling at the TV thirteenth season of Big Brother! Let me just say the 8 newbie houseguests are KRAY-KRAY! My favorite is Lawon, because he is so fierce and flamboyant and wears a bowtie as a necklace! INNOVATION!

Besides that Keith, before he got all gropey-grabby with the ladies was Jameka 2.0, Adam was wanna-be Evel Dick 2.0, but nothing can replace the original! DUM DUM DUM!
That’s right!
Dick and Daniele returned to the Big Brother house with a vengeance! I don’t buy their BS well-crafted story about not talking in three years. They won $550,000 between the two of them, and I know he paid off her school loans and took a trip to Europe!
But the first couple to return was… BRENDON AND RACHEL! I still stand by my belief if Rachel had won that crucial POV that got her evicted last year, she would have won the game! Rachel proved her competitive prowess yet again by winning the very first HOH! But who will she put up?

Hopefully not… JEFF AND JORDAN! Both still as hot and dumb as ever! Jordan can’t even count how long they’ve been dating! Poor thing, maybe she can tell time by now! Like I told my sister, you’re only smart in comparison— Jeff may be a genius when compared to Jordan, but Jeff is still the losah from Big Brother 11 who notoriously believed ‘technotronics‘ to be a word. AHEM…

We’ll have to wait until Sunday to find out who Rachel nominates, unless you subscribe to the live feeds of course, but hang in there!
Please let me know your opinion, comment above and share this story through Facebook below! Don’t forget to vote as well!
If you missed tonight’s episode you can watch it on CBS’ official website or click here, for my trusty Youtube Big Brother master, BBFan76, who has full seasons posted, I’m still on 10! Poor Keesha!

Big Brother Returns!!!

avells — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 08:10:14 +0000

It’s all been leading up to this!
The return of everyone’s summer favorite, Big Brother!

Season 13 of the show will bring it’s best twist yet, DOUBLE TROUBLE!
That’s right! Pairs of houseguests past will return to Big Brother and wreak terror upon the house!

But that begs the question—
WHO SHOULD RETURN!

Ummm… obvi Evel Dick and his daughter Daniele of Big Brother 8!
My very first season of Big Brother!

From Big Brother 9 I would say Adam and Sheila but unfortunately the former is still behind bars for using his winnings to fund an oxycodone ring with alliance-member Matt.

BIG BROTHER 10!!! Here’s where things get interesting! How fun would it be to see the Dahlin’ from New Orleans Renny reunited with Fan-Favorite America’s Favorite Juror KEESHA! I know she could win the second time around! Other suggestions: Dan and Memphis, but unfair since they already won, LAWLZ!

Who else from Big Brother 11 but Jeff and Jordan? These two are so adorable! I loved their all-too-brief appearance on Amazing Race! Please no: JESSIE! UGH! He had two tries, that’s more than enough, he has to live the rest of his life knowing America hates him!

And from Big Brother 12 BRENDON AND RACHEL! If they were in the house all those floaters better grab a life vest— QUICK! Love them to death, hope they get in, def would not want to see any, wait for it, BRIGADE members back in the house!

Well, the madness will go down Thursday at 9, so don’t forget to DVR Burn Notice and acquaint yourselves with the already announced 8 houseguests here.

From outside the Big Brother house I’m ~~Julie Chen~~ Avells, good night, and happy schemings!

Sunday Finale Extravaganza

avells — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 22:29:43 +0000

HELLO!!

K, so I just watched the shows I missed yesterday since I was out, Amazing Race and Desperate Housewives. Both were outstandingly amazing and surprisingly poignant, albeit for different reasons ENTIRELY!

Let’s start with the Season Finale of Amazing Race! Though I wasn’t the most fervent viewer this season, I definitely enjoyed the finale! I honestly haven’t had emotions about an Amazing Race team since my Dear Dear beauty queens Dustin and Kandice and then Ronald and Christina the season after their All-Stars appearance (I pray to God they come back for Unfinished Business next season!). The gorgeous doctors Nat and Kat rightfully won, with the special home-shopping hosts in second, and then The Prince of Darkness with his angelic compatriot in a just third. It was great watching them paint flowers and I LOVED the memory challenge as a game-show type thing, a true stroke of genius! It’s just too bad the Prince of darkness got royally screwed (ha!) with his Taxi driver- boo hoo! Congrats to Nat and Kat!

Now a severe shift in tone for my recap of the Desperate Housewives fall finale!

Can you say RIOT?
OMG, this is definitely one of the top episodes of Housewives ever! It was pulse-pounding from every direction, shock after shock, leaving a BANG!~ for a splendid conclusion! Lynette made a huge mistake bringing in a neighboring Homeowner’s Association to help them with the coming half-way house. Bree singlehandedly caused the riot (with her gun of course!) and chaos broke loose!
Susan got trampled, JUANITA!!! LEE! Bob, Mitzi OMG, RENEE, everyone was in mortal peril!

The scariest moment was when the mob was attacking Lee, Bob, and little Juanita who was hiding out in the car, and to top it off, she found out Gaby wasn’t her real Mommy! That was definitely a pulse-pounding moment! Thank God Juanita escaped, and Lynette realized that they were her neighbors and deserved her help! It showed that people can go f*ing crazy, but the sane ones are always good! Paul Young will not win! And he didn’t cuz he got shot! HAHA~

But where does that leave the trampled Susan?
Tune in for Desperate Housewive’s return in January to find out!!!
See ya’!

Baba Wawa’s 10 Most Fascinating!

avells — Fri, 10 Dec 2010 05:02:07 +0000

As continued from last year I have for you Barbara Walter’s 10 Most Fascinating People of the year, 2010!
In no particular order here they are!

10. Jersey Shore Cast! Can you say SMOOSH Barbara? Haha, pretty funny to see Snooks think of herself as fascinating! Titillating perhaps, fascinating questionable. Situation’s Dancing however? ATROCIOUS!
9. LeBron James- Just another reason for why I think that teachers and athletes should switch salaries and see who would keep working… ATROCIOUS!
8. Sarah Palin- ATROCIOUS! But that goes without saying of course my ducks! How many times has she been on this thing? The most fascinating thing about her is how she can consider herself patriotic while she is blatant in her hate for so many people!
7. Justin Bieber- His hair is… Wait for it… ATROCIOUS! He really is a smug little bastard- Wow, I’m from Canada and was poor, feel bad for me! Been there done that girlfriend, get a clue, you’ll be gone soon, maybe you can salvage your career – LIVE! That’s a joke- Don’t let him on that show… PLEASE!
6. Kate Middleton- Not terribly fascinating or interesting, I don’t even find her attractive…
; )
5. Sandra Bullock- Come on! So 2009! Jesse James is a douche, so what, so over it, since Tiger and Elin, and Charlie, and the hooker, we’ve heard so much, I’m SICK OF IT!
4. Betty White- Same! Terribly cute, but not much more at this point, wouldn’t it be impressive if she won an Oscar— “Make it Happen” That’s a Mariah song losers!
3. Jennifer Lopez- Quite honestly I don’t have an opinion anymore- American Idol can suck it- X-FACTOR! All the way, coming this fall losers! SO EXICTED!
2. Mark Zuckerberg- If you know me you already know what I think of this little wretch… The Facebook CO-founder has only made me increase my hate for him since the days of Gittles… You really should see his interview with Leslie Stahl of 60 Minutes last week, THAT was fascinging. Seriously, if this kid was worse before I can’t imagine it, he has the most nails on a chalkboard voice I’ve ever heard in my life- Something Barbara said I also found quite interesting, how Facebook is a means for dealing indirectly with people, perfect for Zuckerberg, since quite frankly the Tard is a Social Outcast. No way he was with that Asian before Facebook. ADDED NOTE: Absolutely no interest to see the Social Network.
1. General Petraeus- First was very interesting in a beautiful issue of Rolling Stone starring the one and only GAGALUPE!

Frankly I find this cover more interesting than the man, but whatevs, we can’t all walk around with machine gun bustiers, isn’t that right McChrystal!!!??? AHAHAHAHA!

NOW HERE’s WHAT YOU’VE BEEN WAITING FOR! It’s my Annual list of most Fascinating!!!

10. Little Couple- So sweet! TLC may stand for TRASHILY LAME CHANNEL but these two are so lovely! It’s nice to see a couple on that network that don’t love how many children they have, but how they can overcome such amazing obstacles to be so FASCINATING!
9. Booster Gold: He may be fictional, but he’s my favorite comic book superhero! Fantastic! Love it so much! So happy I started reading comic books- Absolutely FASCINATING!

8. Cast of Law & Order: SVU! Can you believe I JUST got into this 10-year+ show just this year! LOVE IT! Mariska Hargitay, you are fabulous! Chris Meloni- FIERCE! Ice-T, why couldn’t I get your autograph! Richard Belzer- AMAhZING! Dick Wolf… WHY did you run away from me!
7. LEO DICAPRIO! I went to see Inception on my birthday it was WONDERFUL! I really loved it, the artistry, the visuals, the actors, and their performances, especially one Mr. LEONARDO! Christmas hint LOSAHS! And of course, you know I love Christopher Nolan’s direction <3
6. Mariah Carey! Merry Christmas II YOU Mariah! A failed album (Angels Advocate never materialized… :'( ), a pregancy (in the spring), and a Christmas sequel to the best-selling, seminal classic! Can't wait to listen to you HONEY! That's another Mariah song… LOVE YOU!

5. The Talk! This after-school treat is simply Fabulous! The Chen-Bot is in full robotic force in this less-politically charged yet near-Carbon Copy of The View! There may be no polarizing Joy Behar here, but I love it anyways! Lea Remini and Sharon Osbourne always add that much needed spice! Keep going girls! Congrats on all the success!
4. Ke$ha! Carnivore Animal- she is a Cannibal! SEriousLY! I want Animal Cannibal for Christmas… PLEASE! Love this chick, she is so fly with her glitter, videos, and everything else, F*ing love it! You were fabulous on the Last Girl on Earth Tour with RiRi!
3. Nicole Scherzinger! This POISONous dancing beast won our hearts during the instant-classic 10th season of DANCING WITH THE STARS! Absolutely FLAWLESS, with in due part to the astounding choreography of one Derek Hough! Hope to see you LIVE! DAHHLING!

2. KATY PERRY + Natasha Bedingfield! I absolutely loved “TEENAGE DREAM” and it deserved every Grammy nomination it got! Hopefully, it’ll win Album of the Year! Here’s to your 3 number ones in one year, and to even more in the next! My dear Natasha, from the moment we met, I knew we had a connection! Even though I didn’t get to see you this week, I have all your music and love you from the bottom of my heart!

1. Well, well, well, what a surprise! It’s BRITNEY SPEARS! Haha, y’all who disagree can kiss her lily-white Louisiana Ass! She is the QUEEN! I love you so much Britney, you are Fascinating, AMAZING, Wonderful, and everything else in the book! Can’t wait for the new album in March! Keep doing you Brit!

Well done and Congrats to the Winners! (And losers too Sarah and Biebs!) HEE HEE

Just In- Grammy Nominations

avells — Thu, 02 Dec 2010 04:57:07 +0000

Hello all, it’s been quite a while hasn’t it? Well tonight, I of course forgot was the Grammy Nominations Concert Live on CBS. Watched L&O:LA and Psych instead, but who cares?

Sooo, the nominations are SOOO off from what ~~normal people~~ the mainstream music world is into! OK get this! Best New Artist- Justin Bieber, but no Susan Boyle or Ke$ha! They had such amazing years and it astounds me to no end that they would be so overlooked in this way!

So instead we have the usual suspects, Lady Antebellum- So over them, Feminem- SO WHAT! Gaga was so last year, Fame Monster for Album of the Year? Only had 8 tracks! Why can’t we recognize the people who make the hits!

Now onto what they got right, Dr. Luke for Producer of the year, Susan Boyle for Best Pop Album, Katy Perry Teenage Dream for Album of the year, now that sounds about right! But otherwise Record and Song of the Year- duds… Miranda Lambert, whatever girl, you’re so over! Dance in the Dark for best dance song? Where’s Take it Off, or Your Love is My Drug?
To see the complete list of nominees, click here,
until next time, buy me lots of presents,
fHOREver and Always,
AVELLS <3