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Big Brother Returns!!!

It’s all been leading up to this!
The return of everyone’s summer favorite, Big Brother!



Season 13 of the show will bring it’s best twist yet, DOUBLE TROUBLE!
That’s right! Pairs of houseguests past will return to Big Brother and wreak terror upon the house!


But that begs the question—
WHO SHOULD RETURN!


Ummm… obvi Evel Dick and his daughter Daniele of Big Brother 8!
My very first season of Big Brother!


From Big Brother 9 I would say Adam and Sheila but unfortunately the former is still behind bars for using his winnings to fund an oxycodone ring with alliance-member Matt.


BIG BROTHER 10!!! Here’s where things get interesting! How fun would it be to see the Dahlin’ from New Orleans Renny reunited with Fan-Favorite America’s Favorite Juror KEESHA! I know she could win the second time around! Other suggestions: Dan and Memphis, but unfair since they already won, LAWLZ!


Who else from Big Brother 11 but Jeff and Jordan? These two are so adorable! I loved their all-too-brief appearance on Amazing Race! Please no: JESSIE! UGH! He had two tries, that’s more than enough, he has to live the rest of his life knowing America hates him!


And from Big Brother 12 BRENDON AND RACHEL! If they were in the house all those floaters better grab a life vest— QUICK! Love them to death, hope they get in, def would not want to see any, wait for it, BRIGADE members back in the house!


Well, the madness will go down Thursday at 9, so don’t forget to DVR Burn Notice and acquaint yourselves with the already announced 8 houseguests here.


From outside the Big Brother house I’m Julie Chen Avells, good night, and happy schemings!